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Jon Schofield Books

Silly picture books for clever kids — and the grown-ups reading them out loud. Starring Nigel the Unpleasant Pheasant, the original ruffler of feathers.

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Cover of Nigel the Unpleasant PheasantBestseller

The Nigel-verse

Pick your weapon. Or buy them all.

Cover of Nigel the Unpleasant Pheasant picture book by Jon Schofield and Basil Waite

The Book

The hilarious tale of a grumpy pheasant and a slow-witted boar.

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Best value
The Nigel bundle: picture book, colouring book and sticker sheet shown together

The Bundle

Buy the book, colouring book and stickers together for just £6.

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Full sheet of Nigel the Unpleasant Pheasant vinyl stickers featuring Nigel and his woodland associates

Stickers

High quality stickers featuring Nigel, Boris, Dave the stoat and friends.

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Cover of the Nigel the Unpleasant Pheasant colouring book with paint splats and coloured pencils

Colouring Book

Colour in Nigel, Boris and friends as they cause chaos in the woods.

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Why kids (secretly) love Nigel

Properly silly

Pheasants in suits. Need we say more?

Sneakily smart

Sneaks in a lesson while the grown-ups giggle.

Stickerable

Comes with stickers. Furniture warned.